The amazing is nearby. License plate improves technical characteristics
car:
- A number with three identical digits increases the maximum speed;
- A sign with the “AAA” series reduces the acceleration time in the oncoming lane;
- The “I Eat Like I Want” (EKH) series improves the off-road qualities of the car, allowing you to overcome curbs, roadsides, sidewalks and stairs.
Sign of fate.
Traffic police sergeant Petrenko always considered the “Speed Limit” road sign a good sign.
On the Georgian military road, a motorist stops at
prohibitory sign depicting a box and a female genital
organ.
Hmmm, I’ll either play the box or cover myself with an organ...
A Georgian traffic cop drives up.
Daragoy, why are you standing there, why aren’t you eating...?
Yes, this is a strange sign.
Why strange? It's very simple: no-tara-pussy
A (M) snake is traveling through Georgia. On a mountain road there is a sign: crossed out
box and dick with balls. Strange, right? The man thought and thought and continued
goes. Before the fork, a traffic police patrol (Georgian traffic police)
stops:
(D) Ruzin patrolman:
- Hey, dear, why are you painting the rules, you’re not breathing out signs, right?
(M):
- What signs? How far I drove - there was not a single sign,
Is it just some crossed out box and a member with
two eggs...
(G):
- Uh, daragoy, this is not a box, but a container, and not a penis, but a pussy.
So, genatsvale, ne tara-pysya: daroga one-two-eggs!
The sponsor of today's horoscope is the city department of the traffic police. Introducing
astrological forecast for different signs.
Sign "Parking is prohibited on odd days of the month." Today the stars are not
It is recommended to stop under this sign for more than 5 minutes. IN
otherwise, you may be disappointed in the financial sector in
in the amount of 50 rubles. However, with a certain arrangement of the luminaries this
disappointment will pass you by. This location is like this - the sun is enough
sank deeply below the horizon, and the Moon is in the east or
southeast. Our astrologers have calculated that a favorable location
The luminary will begin exactly at 19:00 and will continue until the end of the day.
If you drive under a “Dead End” sign, it’s unpleasant. If after it
If you see a “One-way traffic” sign, this is alarming. And if
after them there is a sign “No stopping”, then this is already complete
fucked up!
Among the 24 new signs, the traffic police also included a sign “end of traffic rules”.
A married couple is driving in a car.
- Darling, where are you going, there’s a sign!
- Honey, this sign means: “no horse-drawn vehicles allowed.”
- Doesn’t it apply to donkeys driving?
The inscription under the sign "Overtaking is prohibited":
Dear women, this sign applies not only to cars
red and black!!!
From life.
The husband teaches his wife to drive and asks her various questions while driving:
- What does this sign mean - a white circle with three black stripes?
(end of all restrictions)
Wife:
- Everything is allowed!!!
The most beloved road sign in Russia is “DPS 2000km”.
The effect of many signs, road markings and traffic lights for Russians
after midnight, as a rule, it stops.
Signs "30", "60", "90" on Estonian roads indicate the minimum
driving speed.
The new Russian shouts at the traffic police inspector who stopped him on the highway:
- One hundred and ninety an hour?! No, commander... Yes, I could barely trudge along. Well then,
I drove about twenty kilometers, no more.
- So you also say that you didn’t drive at all, but stood still!
- Why, boss, isn’t it? Almost standing.
- Fine. He stood like that. Do you see the "No Parking" sign?
If you are a motorist and you are tired of the usual road signs, then you can visit such corners of our planet where such examples are often installed that even the most serious person will laugh and remember them for more than one day. In this article, we managed to compile unusual and funny road signs installed on the roads of various countries.
The ranking of the funniest and most unusual road signs is topped by the theme of female breasts. Among other unusual warning signs found on the roads of our planet, we can highlight the theme of animals, drunkenness and other human vices.
Oh, these lovely breasts!
I wonder who would have thought of this? We came across this sign on the roads of Europe, where, apparently, they are so sexually preoccupied that when they see a woman with appetizing breasts driving a vehicle passing by, they try to touch their treasured breasts. So what should law enforcement defenders do? It's the only way to do it.
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Or maybe something else? Sexy ladies with exposed breasts walk around this area. So traffic police officers warn us about this. Thank you, we will take it into account and mentally lick our lips in anticipation of the cute picture.
The sign to keep your bra on looks pretty funny. If the artists meant that swimming was prohibited in this place, then they could have painted something else. But, as we see, artists are guys with a good sense of humor.
Sexual maniacs of the Chinese or how Asians greet guests
Well, the road sign below gave us a real shock when we read it. Look at it for yourself. We saw him.
Do you know what is written on this sign? It's best that you sit down first, as the translation may be a little daunting. Here it is literally: “We are ready to have you right here, without leaving your place.” These Asian guys are funny, aren't they? Although they are small in stature, they are nimble and mischievous.
You probably think that funny road signs are invented on purpose. But this is not true at all. Often, quite serious signs intended for specific warning purposes can simply be misinterpreted. For example, this one.
Godzilla and the disabled
Fourth place. Don't think anything bad! There is no Godzilla walking around here and this is not a ritual sacrificial sign. It’s just that in South Africa they warn people with disabilities about the possibility of being attacked by crocodiles, but, oddly enough, there are no rivers or lakes nearby. Well, on the other hand: forewarned is forearmed!
Fight against drunkenness or be careful when you crush drunk people!
Road signs of Australia
If you visit Australia, it will be very easy to come across unique road signs in this country. This sign warns three times that camels, wombats or kangaroos may inadvertently run into your car. Some kind of zoo, by God!
Although, if the same kangaroos really bother you, you can simply eat them on the way. This way you can fill your stomach and no longer have to fear marsupials on the road.
Ecological eagles
If in Australia camels and marsupials pose a threat, in some mountainous countries eagles are feared.
They feel so free and unpunished here that they even encroach on the most sacred thing that is on the road - the motorist and him. Apparently the big-nosed representatives of the fauna are tired of breathing exhaust gases, so they, in their own way, are fighting for cleanliness and the environment. Bravo! Although it is dangerous to walk here.
Food, beer and football
The picture of the road sign, where we see a cheerful mother with her son, reminiscent of the fairy-tale character Buratino, exudes fun and hearty food. They offer drivers to taste delicious dishes, drink beer and play football. Well, of course, that goes without saying. After beer, you should immediately play football, even if you are a truck driver carrying an important cargo.
Hermit hedgehog from Sweden
Unusual road signs of the world can also introduce drivers to a hedgehog traveler of Swedish origin heading along this road on a long journey. With a knapsack on his shoulder, the old hedgehog dreams of seeing interesting countries of the world, and leaving sweet Sweden, he already imagines himself water skiing somewhere in the Canary Islands.
Giant mosquitoes and a civilized cat with kittens
The following unusual road sign warns the driver about the monster mosquitoes that live on our planet. Apparently, experiments were carried out in this place on insects, which grew to such gigantic sizes.
Traffic cop exit
Leading:
stage. A comic test of knowledge of the Rules of the Road
What do these signs mean:
1. Gardening work
2. Archaeological excavations
3. Road works
Correct answer: Road works
1. Side wind
2. Pinocchio went for a swim
3. Such is life: the stripe is white, the stripe is black.
Correct answer: Side wind
1. You and I are two banks of the same river
2. Ski jumping
3. Drawbridge
Correct answer: Drawbridge
1. Black Beach
2. Rough road
3. Two speed bumps in a row
Correct answer: Rough road
1. Movement on reindeer sleds
2. So that's what you are, reindeer!
3. Wild animals
Correct answer: Wild animals
1. Hurray! It's my anniversary!
2. I invite you! Prepared 50 liters of alcohol!
Correct answer: Both answers are correct.
Show off your filled glasses and glasses
TEST "WHO HOLDS THE GLASS HOW"
1. Those who hold a glass in their right hand are absolutely the right people, but today – on the anniversary…. - after the fifth glass it’s easy to knock them off this course!
2. Those who hold a glass in their left hand - these people often walk to the left, but not today!
3. Those who have a full glass - these people are most happy for the hero of the occasion, so they drink to the fullest, the main thing is that there is something to drink!
4. Those who have a little or half in their glass - these people are light drinkers - no matter how much they drink, it’s not enough for them!
5. Those who have “little white” in their glasses - these people are modest and shy; when they drink, they hold on to the wall all the time!
6. Those who have “red” - these people are the life of any company, they drink everything!
7. Those who hold a glass with two or three fingers are cautious people, they are afraid that they have been poured mineral water instead of vodka, so they often fill their own glasses.
8. And whoever holds all the “fives” - these people usually do not drink from small dishes - why get dirty, drink, drink like that...
But! No matter how you hold your glass today and no matter what is poured in it, the main thing is... we all drink to the health of our hero of the day!
Well, so that everything is according to the rules
Now we will compose poems together for the birthday boy.
I will start, and you will answer in unison!
If everything is ready,
If guests are expected in the house,
This means it's coming
The best holiday... anniversary!
If you are looking for gifts
Throws all my friends into a fever,
This means very close
A glorious holiday... anniversary!
If more often congratulations
The word asks “pour”
So what's going on here?
We answer... anniversary!
So what should you do, brothers?
Birthday boy, answer!
Why doubt it?
It's clear... have a drink!
DOCTOR'S EXIT
This is Doctor Aibolit
Bow to everyone present
And congratulations to Igor Ivanovich!
Here at the festive table
I make a decision
Conduct guest inspection
You never know, maybe someone is sick
Nausea or hiccups...
I'll give you a pill and go to bed
Well, who is healthy?
Doesn't snot, breathes smoothly
Develops appetite
And he looks cheerful
Of course he stays
Eats and drinks heavily
Sings songs joyfully
And dances and laughs!
First, I’ll take a walk here and take care of my well-being.
(walks around one side of the table)
Well, I’ll continue my detour and pass this side too.
(walks around the other side of the table).
The nose is dry and does not get wet
The air is inhaled deeply
The eyes are burning with fire
Apparently they want vodka.
Hands to the belt, bend over,
Not a man, just a Knight!
Even my hands don't shake
They can hold a glass.
Open your mouth, say A
Things aren't bad for you.
Only the tongue is dry
Eat less and sing more.
There is no problem here at all
The whole intact skeleton
Just a callus on my heel
We must run without looking back.
You are filled with energy
Whoever you squeeze is gone
Only now the eyes are running wild
No matter how sin happens.
Take a deep breath, don't breathe
You need to add agility
And do some exercise
Tighten up your figure.
Broad mighty shoulders
Women's success is guaranteed
Oh, you need a liter glass.
To support appetite.
Dear friends:
The hen clucks, the cockerel sings,
And we'll pour a glass of vodka into our mouths!
It was a saying, but now we will unanimously continue the fairy tale, which was interrupted earlier by our collective performance - Let’s sing a choir together for our birthday boy, a comic song to the tune of “Wonderful neighbor (more precisely, neighbor)”
We're hanging out at the Fedotovs'
And we don’t know any troubles -
Today the hero of the day invited us all to a banquet.
Without wasting time,
We rushed in a crowd,
We are an anniversary gift -
Feed us for slaughter!
…………………………….
On this day we wish you -
Don't let the years age you!
We wish you good health,
Be happy always!
The anniversary is the beginning for you,
Everything is ahead of course
And we wish you throughout life
Many more years to go!
Chorus: pap-pap-paparara-pap-pap
Somewhere in the field there are lights, somewhere the wind is tossing!
Well, we’re supposed to drink to the hero of the day
Dear choristers!!! I invite everyone to sing one more comic song, everyone has heard it many times, to the tune of “It’s time to hit the road,” but this does not mean that we are about to leave, “DO NOT HOPE”:
It's time to hit the road
September evening, evening, evening,
When without Faith we would have nothing to do,
We came to her for her anniversary,
Gathering all my friends with me,
And we all repeat the same thing: “pour it for us”!
Chorus:
Pour it - don't regret it
The glasses are full, full, full of wine!
Let's sing more cheerfully
Whoever can sing, let’s sing and drink to the dregs!
Let it be fun, fun, fun,
It’s a shame your hostess didn’t weigh us before dinner.
We'll drink many times in a row
For this anniversary ceremony,
And we will eat everything that the owners tell us!
The chorus is the same.
We are brave, brave, brave guests,
They came cheerful, elegant, curly,
We'll drink once, we'll drink two
For our Faith, everything to the bottom,
But so that you don’t have a headache tomorrow!
The chorus is the same.
THE VENTURE “A SMILE WILL BRIGHTEN EVERYONE”
(The host prepares in advance large cardboard smiles for the number of guests, on the back of which comic wishes are written in two or three lines. Each guest is given one smile.)
Leading: Dear guests! Take a look at our birthday boy! At his age he looks like a real man! I wonder what, what, what are these men made of? From overseas bottles, tight wallets, from beautiful foreign cars, drills, nails, grinders, from picnics, parties, violins and, of course, smiles! And I was already convinced of this, noticing that the birthday boy’s smile is his characteristic feature. I think the guests are ready to smile broadly at him in response. I ask the guests to bring their smiles to their lips and smile at the hero of the day.
(The phonogram of V. Shainsky’s song “Smile” is turned on. The presenter asks the guests to take turns reading out wishes to the hero of the day, on the back of their smiles.)
Leading: I propose a toast: “To keep the smiles on our faces as long as possible, and for the birthday boy to give them to us as often as possible!”
CHANT “WE JUST ADORE THE celebrant of our anniversary”
Leading: Today we celebrate the anniversary:
There are flowers, smiles, ringing laughter all around.
On days like these we dream of happiness,
And we gather everyone close to us!
Loved by everyone and always respected,
Our hero of the day. We congratulate him!
(Hearts are made in advance from satin fabric according to the number of guests at the anniversary. Guests take turns reading the lines of a poem printed on a beautiful card, and say loudly after each line: “We simply adore the hero of the day!”, and lays out their heart on the stage, where is the hero of the day.)
We kick all troubles away from him.
We simply adore the hero of the day!
We delight the ear with speeches of praise.
We simply adore the hero of the day!
And we overload the brain with problems
We simply adore the hero of the day!
I praise the favorite of fortune
We simply adore the hero of the day!
And quickly, like adults, we think
We simply adore the hero of the day!
Being with the hero of the day seems like paradise for everyone.
We simply adore the hero of the day!
His supply of kindness is inexhaustible
We simply adore the hero of the day!
And his image is unforgettable
We simply adore the hero of the day!
And we multiply all your wishes
We simply adore the hero of the day!
We are fulfilling his dreams and desires today.
We simply adore the hero of the day!
Competition "Musical binge"
Guests are invited to remember and sing songs that mention alcoholic beverages. A team of men and a team of women compete.
The losers promise to arrange a field trip.
Alcoborye relay race
Men participate in the relay race. They are offered:
1. Measure your partner’s height using glasses.
2. Without getting off your chair, you need to drink a cocktail from a straw standing on the floor.
3. A beer cap is placed on a man’s nose and he must crawl on all fours without dropping the cap.
(The winner receives a prize, a set of glasses or glasses for beer.)
Leading: To look at things soberly, sometimes you need to get drunk. Bright prospects open up with the help of a corkscrew. Here's more about the bright prospects... Alcoholic forfeits (Guests take turns pulling out cards and completing the tasks written on them.)
1. I hug the neighbor on the right,
I drink the glass in one gulp.
2. I will spank my neighbor lightly,
And I’ll knock over the stopper.
3. I’ll borrow a hundred from a neighbor,
For joy I will drink vodka.
4. We’ll grunt a couple of times with our neighbor,
Well, let's drink in reserve!
5. Kiss the neighbor on the left
And I’ll take a glass of vodka!
6. I’ll show my tongue to my neighbors
And I’ll knock back the glass in an instant.
7. I will create a choir with my neighbor
And for a song - one hundred grams.
8. I’ll bite my neighbor’s ear
And I’ll have a glass of vodka.
9. I’ll give my neighbor a compliment.
And I'll drink a glass of vodka on the fly.
10. We’ll show our neighbor the “swallow” pose
And we’ll safely smear a glass of vodka.
11. We will dance a gypsy with our neighbor on the left,
And a hundred grams for such a thing.
12. I won’t wait for anyone -
I'll drink it myself so I don't get used to it.
Leading: It is known that drivers are the most superstitious people! There are many serious and sometimes funny car signs.
For example, a classic sign when passing a driving test is a universal nickel under your heel and an unwashed head before taking the exam. I think that the hero of the day could not foresee how this could be useful to him today. But in vain! After all, today he will have to pass the exam and confirm his right to bear the proud title of “Virtuoso Driver”. As you know, the test in the traffic police consists of 2 stages: theoretical and practical. We will not deviate from the general rules and will start with theory.
For this test, you need to print road signs on sheets of paper or use a projector and show them on the screen. At the same time, for each picture there are 3 answer options, from which the birthday person must choose the correct one.
Sometimes you can see signs on the roads that have nothing to do with traffic rules. But those who installed them seem to believe that they contain valuable information.
1. “UFO Kidnapping Danger” 
"Carefully! The danger of kidnapping by unidentified flying objects.” This, of course, is a joke, but didn’t the road services that installed the signs think that they looked funny together?
2. "Angry Buffaloes" 
"Angry bison on the road." A similar road sign can be seen in Alaska.
3. "The Life of a Cassowary" 
City authorities usually try to remove graffiti, but this example of street art has been seen in Australia for a long time. The sign shows a cassowary before and after it collided with a car. Moreover, this image here began to appear on cards, stickers, T-shirts and caps.
4. "Falling Cyclists" 
I wonder if cyclists really fall that often in this place. And at full speed.
5. What is this? How is that?! 
Signs should be useful and understandable, right. Then who will answer the question: “What should you be afraid of on this road?”
6. "Mating Reindeer" 
An incomprehensible sign from Germany. What can be understood from it is that local deer have a habit of mating on the road.
7. "Falling Cows" 
"Watch out for falling cows." I wonder how many times something like this happened for a sign like this to be installed here.
8. “Drunk people crawl across the road” 
"Drunk people crawl across the road." Perhaps the perfect sign to put near bars.
9. "Suicide Deer" 
"Suicide deer." Moreover, they only live next to a 5-mile stretch of road.
10. "Cannibal Octopuses" 
Cannibal octopuses. In the forest. Comments are simply unnecessary.
11. “It’s a stop sign.” 
A stop sign with the words underneath it saying, “This is a stop sign.” Only one question remains - why.
12. “No one is chasing you” 
These safety signs on a remote Himalayan mountain road will always make tourists laugh, but could actually save their lives.
“Leave earlier, drive slower, live longer!” 
Obelisk of Indian wisdom: “Leave early, drive slower, live longer!”
As well as road signs and signs. A huge number of cars, heavy traffic, high speed - these are the realities of modern life. How can we make sure everyone is comfortable and safe? The questions are important and very serious.
Road tips
First of all, road signs help solve these problems. They prohibit, warn, advise, inform. A lot of them. Everyone is strict and very important!
But lately, funny road signs are appearing more and more often. Don't believe me? In vain!
We will tell you about funny and strange road signs found on the roads of different countries, and we will even show some of them.
Let's start with a short excursion into history to find out where they came from.
From time immemorial
It is impossible to say exactly when the roads appeared. But around the same time, the first road signs were created. It was necessary to indicate routes. They used everything for this: branches, notches in trees, large boulders.
Later, statues and pillars topped with the heads of ancient gods began to be installed along the roads. No need to go to the museum! In the 16th century he signed a decree on the construction of milestones. Later, Peter I ordered these pillars to be painted and inscriptions with useful information put on them.
Modernization
The signs in their modern form have been known since 1903. France is considered their homeland. It was there that an international convention was signed and important documents were drawn up: the basic requirements for the technical condition of cars, road traffic rules and as many as four signs! The funny thing is that initially the drivers did not pay any attention to them.
A lot of time has passed since then. The transport network has surrounded the whole world. Road signs became important elements of this dynamic structure, and their number continues to grow to this day. Funny and absurd road signs are starting to appear more and more often.
Road zoology
Among the funniest road signs, especially those depicting our little brothers stand out. This is a real atlas of the animal world! Let's get acquainted with this peculiar road zoology.
In Australia, signs with koalas and kangaroos are quite famous, warning that these animals can enter the road at any time.
Dear drivers, be careful not to scare the nice bear or fight with the kangaroo!
If you go to Spitsbergen, you will certainly see a whole zoo on the signs: deer, ducks, polar bears. I wonder when they put up a sign with a bear, who do they want to save? Bear from the driver or driver from the bear? What do you think? And the sign with a deer looks very eloquent! He doesn't look like a poor frightened animal at all.
In Switzerland you can see a sign with frogs. He obliges drivers to give way to all frogs! The Swiss, one must assume, are very fond of these amphibians. They have cute, cold, slippery frogs, apparently, instead of seals. Or another option. In Switzerland, all rule breakers were defeated. And so that the police had someone to punish, they came up with this sign. If you don't miss the frog, you will be a repeat offender.
What will you do when you see this sign? Will you drive faster to overtake the impudent birds, or, conversely, slower: let them fly out of harm’s way? In any case, be careful, remember to watch the sky and be glad that cows cannot fly.
Everyone is equal before traffic signs! This also applies to animals. I wonder if they know about this?
World of people
Funny traffic signs depicting funny people are also available in a wide range. Sometimes you can only guess what they mean.
Everyone is susceptible to simple human weaknesses from time to time. Of course, drunkenness is one of the most terrible vices of our society.
What if it's a holiday? Mother-in-law has left! Or grief? My mother-in-law visited.
In a word, anything can happen. Drivers, be careful! Don't accidentally knock down a tipsy citizen. After all, tomorrow you can also find yourself in such a situation. Mutual assistance comes first. All people are brothers.
Here is a funny road sign on this topic.
Some signs warn that inappropriate drivers are common on the roads!
Have you seen these signs? Be prepared to meet representatives of other civilizations. You need to be polite and courteous when representing your home planet. After all, earthlings - it sounds proud! But just in case, stay away from them.
Are we violating it, citizen?
If you think the road signs are funny, laugh your heart out! You can even stop and laugh heartily. But we do not advise you to violate them. The valiant law enforcement officers will punish you very cheerfully, which will thoroughly ruin your mood.
And so that you completely lose the desire to do this, look at how drivers who smoke inappropriately are punished in different countries
The French, as you know, are not only loving people, but also very cheerful. In France, you can even drink a glass of wine and sit behind the wheel in peace. But if you exceed the permitted 0.8 ppm, be kind enough to pay a fine of 4.5 thousand euros to the cashier. And so that it never even occurs to you to drink strong alcohol and then get behind the wheel, you will be deprived of your license for three whole years. Of course, at first you will get drunk out of grief, but then, after this period, you will no longer drink. However, in more serious cases, French law is much stricter and more unyielding towards traffic offenders. For example, if, God forbid, you kill someone on the road, in France you are punished for this with ten years in prison.
Americans have different punishments in different states. In Arizona, for example, if you are caught with excess alcohol, you will be forced to install a special device in your car. The gadget will monitor you before each departure; if your alcohol level is high, you will not be able to drive. Stop and be sober. And in case of repeated violation, 45 days in prison are provided.
In China, fines are low. The amount fluctuates between some 300-500 dollars. But if you find yourself responsible for the death of another person, you will be executed, you cannot have mercy!
For the Arabs, things are even more serious. Drink and drive - fine 5000, prison for a year. Knocked down a camel - fine 30,000. Knocked down a man - 55,000. No money? Come to jail. For each day of imprisonment, you will be charged as much as 12 dollars. Work, re-educate, realize the horror of the committed act.
The Japanese are very neat and law-abiding people. And so that they don’t want to be like that, the punishments there are “draconian.” Drunk driving - fine 9000, imprisonment for 5 years. Knocked a man to death - must pay $2.5 million. Interestingly, passengers are also punished if they traveled with a drunk driver - a fine of 3,000.
So how? Tired of frolicking on the road? Then let's get back to the signs.
Unusual road signs from around the planet
These road delights amuse not only drivers. Pedestrians also regularly receive a dose of positivity when meeting funny road signs
Hooray! It's finally Friday! The work week is over! Happy pedestrians head out for the weekend, singing and dancing. Do you walk like this too?
Signs care not only about the life and safety of road users, but also about their health. If you are careful, you can see a lot of warning examples calling for a healthy lifestyle and moderation in everything. Pedestrians, take note of this helpful advice!
But the realities of our life are this: I don’t see or hear anything, because I look at my mobile phone and listen to music on my headphones.
People on the road, take a break from your phones and look around! Otherwise, the hour is uneven, and you won’t notice how the image from the next funny road sign comes to life. But will it be funny then?
Go there - I don’t know where
Drivers, are you rested? Then take the exam! What does this sign mean? Where you can and cannot go. See the correct answer in brackets.
This is our list of the funniest and most unusual road signs. We hope you had a good laugh.
Travel the world with family and friends. Be healthy, rich and happy. And never break the rules!
