New Year is a holiday for everyone: for children and parents, for students and teachers. We would like to offer you a fun scenario for the New Year 2019 for teachers with jokes, which will make school life on the eve of the New Year a little brighter.
Everyone is looking forward to New Year's Eve. The school principal is no exception. New Year's Eve is not only the aesthetic satisfaction received from meeting fabulous divas, it is also the feeling that, in the end, such a long semester has ended. It's all over. Happy Mrs. Ivanova, the school director, is already resting. I want one thing: to touch the pillow and float on the waves of such a long-awaited dream. Now, your eyes are already sticking together, you can already hear a lullaby. Perhaps my mother sings it? Why is her voice so similar to that of a music teacher? And anyway, what happened to Madam Director? It seems that she ended up in a fairy tale against her own will.
Next, according to the New Year 2019 scenario for teachers with jokes, “Lullaby” is performed by a music teacher. Cinderella, the school principal, comes in. He sits down to the sound of music and falls asleep. The music stops. Cinderella is fast asleep. Sisters (chemistry and physics teachers) come in to the sounds of the song “Let them say that there is no such thing as female friendship.”
SISTER 1: Look, sister, look how sweetly she sleeps!
SISTER 2: I can’t imagine how you can sleep so peacefully if there’s still so much to do!
SISTER 1: Disgrace! (Looks closely at Cinderella.) Listen, sister, doesn’t she remind you of anyone?
SISTER 2: (amazed). Who is she supposed to remind me of? Cinderella is also Cinderella in Africa.
SISTER 1: (impatiently). And no! Well, remember. What is the square root of 36? Abscissa. A parallelepiped, or what's it called, a parallelogram. Well?
SISTER 2: (amazed). Really? (Looks closely at Cinderella) Oh, dear! Exactly her. Diva!
SISTER 1: Oh! Our mother is coming. Look, not a word to her!
Stepmother comes in to the song "I, I ate apples" (music teacher), chewing an apple.
STEPMOTHER: (explaining) Vitamins are the key to youth. (Tenderly to the daughters.) Well, daughters, are you ready for the ball? Are your hairstyles ready?
SISTER 2: Yeah! Everything is at the highest level!
STEPMOTHER: Have you learned the newfangled dance?
SISTER 1: Of course, look.
Then, according to the New Year 2019 script for teachers, the daughters dance. The stepmother is delighted.
STEPMOTHER: We didn’t dance like that. But clever! You can't say anything. (Notices Cinderella, amazed) ABOUT! What kind of strange vision is this? Why is she sleeping?
(Approaches Cinderella, wakes her up) Hey, move! Move!
CINDERELLA: (through a dream) Oleg Andreevich, that’s why we showed the report for another week.
STEPMOTHER: (angrily) What is happening? Who is Andreevich? What report? Wake up, darling!
CINDERELLA: (waking up). Svetlana Nikolaevna, why are you dressed like that? Where am I? What happened with me?
STEPMOTHER: (angrily) Either some Andreevich, or some Nikolaevna! Don't pretend to be sick to me here! Look, sort out the beans, weed the snow so that it is fluffy, if there is no more work - that will be your entire report.
SISTER 1: Yeah! But never for us.
SISTER 2: We need to go to the ball to pick up the groom.
They walk to the melody of the song “If you are a little over 30.”
CINDERELLA: (amazed). I don't understand anything. What beans? What kind of snow? And who am I, finally? Or have I, like Budulai, started to experience amnesia? Here (points to the right side of his head)- I remember that I am the rector, and here (points to left side)- I don’t remember anything. Who am I? Oh, someone's coming. Should I ask?
After this, according to the New Year's scenario for teachers, Golokhvastov (physical education teacher) comes in with jokes.
GOLOKHVASTOV: As if Prony won’t let him through! We need to resolutely lean on her today. She seemed to like me... Well, yeah, who wouldn't like me? And I bought some candy. Where is she?
CINDERELLA: Igor Anatolyevich, is that you?
GOLOKHVASTOV: I have the honor to introduce myself for my great happiness: Svirid Petrovich Golokhvastov in person. Let me get to the handle.
CINDERELLA: (uncertain) It seems to me that we know each other.
GOLOKHVASTOV: It’s not surprising at all - everyone knows me.
CINDERELLA: (not entirely sure again) Today we saw each other.
GOLOKHVASTOV: Not surprising - I’m a very restless man: I like to go wild with educated young ladies... And let me ask, what kind of idea do you have about me?
CINDERELLA: What do I think about you? You are a smart and interesting person.
GOLOKHVASTOV: Mercy! Naturally, the main form in circulation is scholarship. Therefore, if a person is a scientist, then the light changes for him, for example, that for someone it will be white, then for him it will be pockmarked, for someone it will be good, then for him... sorry... Well, you understand? And you, dear, they say, are looking for a groom? So, I’ll be there just in time.
CINDERELLA: I don’t understand anything anymore! Dear Igor Anatolyevich, we are colleagues, and you are in love with your physical education.
GOLOKHVASTOV: What is this physical... What did you say?
CINDERELLA: Physical education is a lesson at school to strengthen body strength: running, jumping, push-ups. What, you didn’t understand at all?
GOLOKHVASTOV: Oh, a strange young lady, however, a scientist. Me and these push-ups of yours are completely different things. If I don’t work, I’ll get married, but I don’t need a bride like you, she’ll force me to do physical education. Well, in short, I started talking to you here, but Pronya Prokopovna is waiting for me. Where are you, Pronya? Vesuvius is burning in my chest!
Leaves to the melody of “My Only One.”
CINDERELLA: So, there was no increase in clarity, it became even more confusing. Oh, Ivan Vladimirovich, the physics teacher is on his way, maybe, although this one is normal?!
Ivan Tsarevich comes in accompanied by the song “Where are you, where are you, scarlet star.” Baba Yaga and Super Grandma come out to meet him
IVAN TSAREVICH (with passion) Hello, wonderful girl, inexplicable beauty. Tell me, was it not an arrow fired from my bow that fell into your yard?
CINDERELLA: Ivan Vladimirovich, dear, what’s wrong with you? What kind of girl am I to you - I’m the director of the school where you work.
IVAN TSAREVICH: Don’t you have a fever, girl, who is the “school” and what is the “director”?
CINDERELLA: everything is clear, the diagnosis is amnesia, and falling into a fairy tale. But your arrow didn’t hit me in the yard, as you know, the frog should catch it.
IVAN TSAREVICH: So, maybe you are my Frog Princess!
CINDERELLA: Have you really lost your mind, Ivan Vladimirovich? What other frog? You will receive a frog instead of a bonus at the end of the year, just wait. Oh, it looks like someone else has arrived.
After this, according to the New Year's scenario 2019, energetic music sounds for teachers, and Super Grandmother, dressed in a modern rocker costume (algebra teacher), flies into the mortar.
IVAN TSAREVICH: Oh, beautiful stranger, don’t you have my fateful arrow, aren’t you that same frog princess?
SUPER GRANDMOTHER: Maybe a princess, but not a frog. Go, my dear, on your way, go, I’ll catch up with you. "Your little frog will arrive in a box."
Ivan Tsarevich leaves to the song “I love you to tears.” Yaga comes in.
CINDERELLA: Well, finally, a normal person, Inga Petrovna, hello!
SUPER GRANNY (self-confident) I am Super Grandma! New this season, what else is Inga?
CINDERELLA: You are a teacher of algebra and geometry, and the most advanced one in the school, and you are also my friend. And in general, what kind of outfit are you wearing?
SUPER GRANDMOTHER: What are you doing, dear, what kind of “gemetry”? I am a super forest beauty, the most interactive and advanced friend of Santa Claus. And I’ll make friends with you, Cinderella, if I want.
CINDERELLA: Yes. One of two things: either my team fell into childhood, or... I don’t know what to think.
Stepmother and sisters come in.
CINDERELLA: Oh, hurry up and hide, Stepmother and her sisters are coming!
STEPMOTHER (menacing). I don’t understand why the snow is still compacted and not fluffy? Why aren't the beans sorted?
SISTER 1: Mother, aren’t you tired of quarreling?
SISTER 2: It was such a wonderful party! Shall we go tomorrow?
STEPMOTHER (gently). Let's go, let's go, my beauties. And now - sleepovers. And you, Cinderella, look at me!
They're coming.
CINDERELLA: (amazed) Am I really going to remain Cinderella forever? Did anything end up in a fairy tale? If so, then there must be a Fairy.
The New Year's Eve 2019 scenario for teachers continues with Super Granny coming out of hiding
SUPER GRANDMOTHER: If it is necessary, then it will be. Fairy at your service.
CINDERELLA: Just like in a fairy tale... Can you do anything?
SUPER GRANDMOTHER: Well, maybe not everything, but I can do some. I’m Super Grandma, new this season. Come on, get ready for the ball!
CINDERELLA: To the ball? No, this stage has already been passed. But it wouldn’t hurt to meet the Snow Maiden and Father Frost. It's New Year after all.
SUPER GRANDMOTHER: Please.
Conjures to the music. He enters to the sound of a song. Music is playing. Solokha (music teacher) comes in
CINDERELLA: Who visited us? Oh, is that you, Elena Pavlovna?
SOLOKHA: Well, well, the horned one and I had fun! (To the audience) What, are you waiting for Santa Claus? Wait, wait. It won't be there anyway. There is not a month or a star in the sky. Here, I have them. And it’s blowing outside... The world of God is not visible. So... My horned one tried. (Yawns, wants to lie down under the tree, but doesn’t have time) Until he comes, I'll rest a little.
SUPER GRANDMOTHER: Oh, something didn’t work out right. I don’t remember inviting such a guest. Who will you be, madam? How did you get here?
SOLOKHA: And don’t you know who I am?
CINDERELLA: I know, you are a music teacher, Elena Pavlovna.
SOLOKHA: The first beautiful witch in our region. By the way, she is also a prize-winner of short and long distance broom competitions.
CINDERELLA: We just didn’t have enough witches here.
SOLOKHA: I am not everyone. I am the best! Here, my little horned little assistant will appear soon.
Damn (the chemistry teacher runs in whistling).
DAMN: It’s night all around. The body cramps. And there was nothing to eat, and my throat hurt.
SOLOKHA: Where do you hang around? Where the hell are you?
DEvil: And I lost the bag of stars somewhere, I’m walking around looking for it.
SOLOKHA: I have the bag. Are you cold? Go ahead, I’ll warm you up. Darling, why are those horns growing on you? Already considerable.
CHEAT: This, Solokhonka, is an infectious disease, very common. Who in this room should I give to try it on? Does anybody want?
SOLOKHA: And they say you organized your own company...
CHEAT: Yeah, it's called "Horns and Hooves".
SOLOKHA: And what kind of company do you have?
CHERT: Taking this opportunity, I recommend: whoever needs to go there, I don’t know where, move something, I don’t know what. Take a look into hell, perhaps book yourself a luxury room, book for yourself, or for someone else. Discount for regular customers. You can also say hi to your friends.
SOLOKHA: Well, your company is serious.
DEvil: Oh, allow me, incomparable Solokha, to invite you to “hopak”.
SOLOKHA: What is "hopak"? Who's dancing it now? This is not fashionable! We need something modern.
CHEAT: So, allow me your pen.
Music is playing. They dance the dance.
SOLOKHA: Well, the snub-nosed one... Well, the horned one, he started dancing!
CINDERELLA: What will happen now? Without Father Frost and Snow Maiden there will be no holiday.
SUPER GRANNY: (to Solokha). Give me the bag, old man!
CINDERELLA: (to hell). Gay, horny, did you hear? Bag here!
SOLOKHA: Ugh. How uncultured. Which am I old? I am still young, despite my advanced age.
ZOLSHUKA: We are not joking with you. Let's get the bag here!
Then the New Year 2019 scenario for teachers with jokes continues with the characters approaching the bag, wanting to pick it up, the bag breaks and the stars fly out.
Music sounds, Grandfather Frost enters on huge skis, Solokha and the Devil run away...
MOROZ: Dear boys and girls! And here I am, the good wizard Santa Claus. (Astonished) ABOUT! Where are the little boys and girls? These uncles and aunts are not like them.
SUPER GRANDMOTHER: Why not similar? They are so serious and respectable in appearance, but at heart each of them is a child.
MOROZ: Here we go. Well, Madam Director, what do you want to ask for this night?
CINDERELLA: I want all the people on Earth to be happy and never get sick.
FROST (hesitantly). Well, it's not that simple. There are many factors that... Ask for something simpler.
CINDERELLA: I understand. Well, then I want the roof of our school to be fixed.
MOROZ: Believe and hope. And now - sleep, child, sleep, and may you dream of a fairy tale.
Cinderella and Super Grandma fall asleep. Santa Claus is leaving. "Lullaby" is heard again. The lights dim. The mobile phone is ringing.
CINDERELLA: (wakes up, looks for phone, talks on the phone) Hello! Cinderella listens. What? A! This is me listening to Cinderella. Yes, it's me, director. What? Will our roof be repaired? Well, thanks for the good news! See you. (Turns off the phone) Where is Santa Claus? What about Super Grandma? So I dreamed it all? This is a fairytale? Exactly, I dreamed it.
Music sounds, Father Frost and Snow Maiden, Golokhvastov, Stepmother and daughters, Ivan Tsarevich, Super Grandmother enter.
MOROZ: Why the dream? The fairy tale always stays with us!
SNOW Maiden: Good evening! Beautiful evening!
Oh, how extraordinary he is!
New Year is coming!
will bring good love to everyone!
MOROZ: Be happy and healthy!
Happy New Year to everyone!
There is a lot of light and joy in the new year,
To make life trouble-free!
DIRECTOR: Today is the New Year,
There are many sincere friends gathered here.
And the New Year holiday will be forgiven!
Fortunately, a bright and joyful road
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The script will help brighten up any party. 10-15 people can take part. Interesting, fun competitions will give you a number of positive emotions and good memories. There are no time restrictions on the scenario. The scenario is suitable for both an office and a restaurant, the main thing is that the room is spacious. Between competitions and toasts, musical breaks can be announced.
Characters: Presenter, Santa Claus.
Props: gifts for competitions, several certificates, diplomas, balloons, thread, tape, markers, a large box, funny glasses, several hats, huge pants, false noses, wigs, a large brightly colored dress, family panties, gifts for the lottery and predictions, lottery tickets, bag, balls with numbers, coins, jar, ribbons, gifts in Santa Claus's bag.
Presenter:
Good evening all friends!
I'm glad to see you all,
A magical time awaits
There will be a celebration, loud laughter!
There will be gifts, treats,
I promise you a good evening,
I wish everyone good mood,
I'm starting our holiday!
(There is a knock. A slightly shabby-looking Santa Claus flies into the hall)
Father Frost :
Oops, where did this take me?
Presenter:
Hello. I hasten to inform you that you are at a very important event that is taking place at (__________ address).
Father Frost :
How so? Should I be in Paris, or where else do they like frogs? And where is my staff and bag? Who took my things?
Presenter:
Grandfather, you should probably sit down, okay? We have a corporate party, people want to celebrate, look how beautiful and elegant everyone is. And when the holiday is over, we will definitely help you find it.
Father Frost :
Baby, I have no time! You see, I still have to go to Tokyo, Milan, London, and somewhere else I need to go!
Presenter:
Unfortunately, I can’t help, everything is calculated to the minute!
Father Frost :
And at the end of the evening?
Presenter:
I'll see what we can do for you! In the meantime, I invite you to sit down at the festive table and immerse yourself in our festive atmosphere!
Father Frost :
No, I'll wander around a little for now,
Maybe I'll remember what's what,
The road is already waiting for me,
I will come to you all again!
(Santa Claus disappears behind the door)
Presenter:
Friends, my dears,
I suggest filling the glasses,
The year we are about to spend,
It's a little sad, but it's necessary.
I suggest you have a drink
For hopes, dreams,
And so that we do not lose values,
Raise your glasses together,
I wish you to let go of the past!
(Everyone raises their glasses and drinks to the passing year)
Presenter:
I am sure that you have many pleasant memories of the past year. I propose to list them. Just remember that it is important to name all the funniest, most interesting and curious incidents that happened to your team over the year. Whoever remembers the most will receive a wonderful prize, whoever cannot name anything is eliminated.
(The winner of the competition receives a certificate of honor or diploma)
Presenter:
So many interesting and amazing things have happened to you this year. It seems to me that you have become even closer and more friendly over all this time. Your team is one family that is becoming stronger every day. It is for your unity and originality that I propose to raise a glass!
Presenter:
I want to offer you an exciting activity that will once again prove your unity, brightness and creativity. So, pay attention to “Dance Boom”!
The presenter invites 3 couples. The task is simple - dance. But it shouldn’t just be a dance, couples dance to 4 different tunes: “tango”, “lady”, “gypsy”, “Lezginka”. Whoever dances better will receive a prize. The winners are determined by the audience."
(There is a knock. Santa Claus flies in)
Father Frost :
Hello again! Well, why haven’t you seen my staff? And the bag?
(Everyone shakes their heads negatively. Santa Claus leaves)
Presenter:
He's strange. OK. My dears, we have smoothly moved on to the third toast, which means that we will raise our glasses to a wonderful feeling, repeatedly sung by poets, to love! I want each of you to feel the influence of love spells in the New Year. So that everyone has their own soul mate and soul mate who will warm you up on cold winter evenings. For love, my friends!
Presenter:
The time for congratulations has come,
Let good rule everywhere,
You don't skimp on your words,
Let everythnig will be alright!
(The competition for the best begins. The winner receives a symbolic prize)
Presenter:
As you have already noticed, our holiday is missing the Snow Maiden, apparently our absent-minded Santa Claus has lost her too, so I suggest our dear men make her!
(The competition “Blind me” is announced. Two male teams are selected. The task of each of the balloons is to mold a female sculpture. The balloons can be inflated or not. The duration of the competition is 3 minutes. The winning team receives a prize. Competition details: balloons, threads, tape , markers)
Presenter:
What great fellows you all are, truly great sculptors! Friends, I propose to raise a glass to the talent of these wonderful men who gave us two Snow Maidens!
Presenter:
My dears, I ask everyone to stand around! I want to dress you all up a little! Of course, you all look great, but still something is missing.
(The “Clothes” competition begins. Various funny, absurd things are put into a large box. The music is turned on. The presenter hands the box to the participants. When the music stops abruptly, the one who has the box in his hands will have to take out any thing at random and put it on. Things you can’t take off for 20-30 minutes. If you wish, you can choose another funny one. Contest details: a large box, funny glasses, several hats, huge pants, false noses, wigs, a large brightly colored dress, family panties, etc. quantity things should be equal to the number of participants)
Presenter:
How fashionable, bright, and interesting you all are now! I propose to dedicate this toast to your extraordinaryness, so that it manifests itself not only in clothes, but in your business ideas!
Presenter:
I have good news for you! At our amazing evening there is a win-win, magical lottery, the lots of which will bring you a lot of joy and happiness! Those who wish to participate must sing a New Year's song!
(Lottery lots can be small chocolates, notebooks, pens, a set of pencils, key rings. You can also buy several small puzzles. The main thing is to pack everything in identical boxes and write a New Year’s prediction for each. To participate in the lottery you will need to purchase a ticket, which it is advisable to sell in at the beginning of the evening. Then the presenter will take out balls with numbers from the bag. Whose number matches will win the prize)
Presenter:
I hope everyone was pleased with their gifts. And now, I suggest you test your accuracy!
Competition "Coin"
Two pairs of participants are selected. A pair of a man and a woman. Men tie a tin can (or a cut-off plastic bottle) to their belt. The woman is given 10 coins. The woman moves away a little and throws coins, the man’s task is to collect them in a jar. The pair that collects the most coins will win. Competition details: coins, cans, ribbons (cans will be attached to them).
Presenter:
You don’t have a team, but a complete find! And dexterous, and accurate, and talented! I want to wish you to always remain like this!
(There is a knock, Santa Claus flies in with a bag and a staff)
Father Frost :
I found all my goodness,
And I came to you for the holiday,
I'm ready to dance with you,
Raise toasts with you!
New Year is just around the corner,
Give you gifts!
Presenter:
Grandfather, take a seat at the table.
Father Frost :
Why are you granddaughter, I’ve already had enough, I want to dance! But I won’t dance alone, I could use assistants!
Presenter:
Assistants? For what?
Father Frost :
I want to put on a beautiful dance. Synchronous. Don't worry, I'll choose it myself!
(Several employees are selected. The music is turned on, the girls’ task is to repeat the movements of Santa Claus. The one who does it better will receive a prize)
Father Frost :
I danced and got drunk,
It's time to give me gifts,
And for all this to happen,
They should say congratulations to me!
(Employees take turns saying congratulations)
Presenter:
New Year is coming,
It's time for us all to meet him,
And we need to say goodbye to the past,
And open all doors to new things!
My dears, I invite you to step over the outgoing year and enter the New one!
(A ribbon is tied between two chairs. All corporate party participants must hold hands and step over the ribbon)
Presenter:
Our evening is coming to an end,
Good luck to everyone, I want to wish you happiness,
So that what you wish comes true,
This coming year!
May there be prosperity and patience,
Good luck to you in your future endeavors,
Creative inspiration, mood,
And don’t be afraid to get lost in your dreams!
It is very important to choose funny and modern scenarios for a corporate party, because this is a bright and long-awaited event on the eve of the New Year. And then, during the New Year's celebration, we will not only treat ourselves to salads and raise table toasts. Let's show a little imagination, dilute the traditional plan of collective gatherings with funny scenes, ditties, and dances. Funny scenarios for the New Year 2019 will help unite and involve the entire team in the celebration. And no one will be bored!
Santa Claus must be present at the New Year's holiday. This is an unchanging symbol of the New Year, which wishes us happiness and inspires us for the coming year. He comes not alone, but together with his granddaughter Snegurochka. :))
An adult holiday is significantly different from a children's holiday; at a New Year's corporate party there is no need to read poetry under the Christmas tree. :)) Here you will need to actively participate in competitions, answer funny questions, accept funny gifts, laugh and have fun.
In previous articles, we looked at how to beautifully congratulate your colleagues on the New Year and. These wishes are perfect for a corporate event!
Funny and modern corporate party scenario for the New Year
Corporate party - celebrating the New Year with people you work with every day. Typically, on this holiday, any organization throws a party to celebrate the end of the past working year and to unite the team. To do this, you can invite professional actors, or you can do it on your own and assign certain roles to your colleagues - it will be much more interesting and fun.
The appearance of Santa Claus may be expected, or it may be sudden. He should greet everyone with cheerful wishes and words.
Greetings could be something like this:
We wish you a Happy New Year, as usual!
With happiness and new health!
We would like to give you some good mood on this holiday!
Well done to you! You are beautiful girls!
The presenters do not necessarily have to be Father Frost and the Snow Maiden, it can be any interested artistic person.
It is he who will organize entertainment - dances, competitions, riddles, songs, skits.
When conducting a corporate event, it is advisable to use poems, proverbs, and sayings. They will put everyone in a cheerful mood, a feeling of celebration:
Snow falls quietly outside the window on New Year's Day
Let there be joy and laughter at our table!
May brilliant success await you in any business!
And happiness will enter your bright home without hindrance!
I wish Santa Claus
I brought you a bag of joy,
Another bag - with laughter,
And the third - so that with success!
Your sadness, your melancholy
Put everything in his bag.
Let him collect it all and
Girls or men dress up in Babok-Ezhek. You can use scarves, long skirts, brooms. Just the sight of these fairy-tale characters will make everyone die laughing!... :)) Grandmothers-Hedgehogs sing ditties fervently (Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeof :)) You can even take each other's broom - it's funnier that way :)) ! The phrase “Sing, don’t talk” can be replaced with “Drink, don’t talk!” :))
Stretch your furs, accordion,
Eh, play and play,
Sing ditties, Grandma Yozhka,
Sing, don't talk.
I was tipsy
And flew on a broom,
Even though I don’t believe it myself
These superstitions.
I walked along the forest side,
The devil is following me
I thought the man
What the hell is this.
I turned home
The devil is coming after me again
I spat on his baldness
And she sent it to the devil.
The most harmful of people
This is a villain storyteller,
What a skilled liar he is,
It's a shame it doesn't taste good.
Stretch your furs, accordion,
Eh, play and play,
Sing ditties, Grandma Yozhka,
Sing don't talk.
Or you can completely remake the words of this well-known song:
Funny ditties Babok-Ezhek remade
Stretch the fur accordion,
Let's sing the song loudly,
We'll tell you everything a little bit,
If only I could catch up with everyone:
1. We have a large team,
Likes to relax his soul,
We're having fun,
We don’t know complexes!
2. The best character -
This is our director!
The awards are beautiful
Gives it to the team!
Losing
3. We have a service manager
Simply super-top class,
Let's clap our hands
He's good for us!
4. And our sales department
I managed to do a lot of things,
Let's say in short,
They work until the night!
Losing
5. We have a service bureau
Sometimes it seems fragile
Attracts clients
Closing outfits!
6. Have a blast
All of us are accountants,
We're at work
Everything is held in high esteem!
Losing
Stretch the fur accordion,
Let's sing the song loudly,
We'll tell you everything a little bit,
If only I could catch up with everyone:
7. And we have mechanics
Everything will be done for you in an hour,
They will cure the car -
Change the tire!
8. When hiring
They have one concern -
Selects personnel
Our best HR department!
9. There is one more verse
About our warehouse men,
Let's dance with them today
New Year's dance!
Losing
10. Stop singing songs,
It's time for everyone to pour, Drink some money Yozhka
They love a little bit!
11. They sang this song to you,
We continue our banquet. Everyone really agrees
There is no better team!!!
Cool competition – Father Frost and Snow Maiden
Everyone unanimously answers the Snow Maiden’s questions - Yes or No:
1. Is Santa Claus a great guy?
2. Will he drink a bucket of Stolichnaya?
3. Does he like jokes and anecdotes?
4. What about working Saturdays?
5. Does Santa Claus sing ditties?
6. Does Grandfather have a girlfriend?
7. Did he remove the bag from the warehouse?
So who should we call?
All together: Santa Claus! Father Frost! Father Frost!
Competition – “Guessing the Movies”
They celebrated the New Year at the dacha..
It was a film -... (Gentlemen of fortune)!
And, as usual, we would look
That night….. (irony of fate)!
Although he is actually the namesake of Santa Claus
But in the film it is affectionately called…. (Frost)!
He was a freak, a dwarf, but lucky,
And the cartoon is called... (The Nutcracker)!
She was lucky to meet everyone at once,
A film about these brothers... (12 months)!
And in fairy tales there are scientific ideas,
This is a wonderful film about this... (Sorcerers)!
We wouldn’t mind watching it for the tenth time,
The film is called….. (Carnival Night)!
You can organize dances in the form of a competition game, for this we will watch a wonderful video:
Celebrating the New Year with a big, cheerful group is a great opportunity to make new acquaintances or just have fun. Cool scenes for the New Year 2019 will interest everyone present and create a unique holiday atmosphere. There will always be acting talents in the team who can “ignite” with their acting and charisma.
Scenario for a corporate event with a small number of people
A cheerful scenario for a corporate party is the key to a bright holiday with colleagues. After all, it’s not only snacks, salads on the table and beautiful outfits that create the mood. Let's consider an original and fun scenario that is suitable for any party in the office or at home.
For small companies where it is not planned to hire outside presenters, organizing a corporate event in the form of competitions and games collected in one scenario is perfect. An organizer is selected from among colleagues who will assign tasks. To help himself, he chooses the Snow Maiden, who will help.
While all the guests are gathering, the host (the owner of the house) offers to cut out wishes and write them on them and put them in a “mailbox” (hat) :)). And then they will definitely come true!
Then he wishes everyone a Happy New Year or offers them a drink and a snack.
Happy New Year!
I wish you happiness and joy!
Everyone who is single should get married,
To everyone who is in a quarrel - make peace,
Forget about grievances!
Everyone who is sick - become healthy
Bloom, rejuvenate!
I wish everyone health and happiness!
For many years!
So that songs and dances
Never ended!
Happy New Year,
With new happiness,
My dear friends!
Dressed as Santa Claus, our holiday organizer offers everyone a drink, a snack, organizes various competitions, and invites everyone to dance. With the text at hand and a good mood, anyone can handle this:
Competition “Dance Like”
We prepare cards with tasks, for example - snowflake, snowman, blizzard, sleigh. The participant dances like... a snowflake, a snowman, a blizzard, a sled.
Game “Fanta”
This is a traditional entertainment for the New Year - a fun scenario for a corporate party. The rules are simple: guests, sitting at the table, pass each other a small ball or any round fruit to the music. Suddenly the music stops and the one who has the fruit or the ball pulls a phantom out of the box and completes the task.
Fun game “Who are you”
We blindfold the driver. One of his colleagues sits on a chair in front of him. The task in this game is to guess who it is by feeling only his head. To complicate the task, you can use glasses, wigs, earrings, scarves. Then the one who was guessed becomes the driver. This is not a competition, so there are no winners. But everyone will have a great time!
Wishes
We invite everyone to write on a piece of paper with a felt-tip pen what they would like to buy in the new year. For example, a car, a key to a new apartment, a baby, a banknote, a new dress. All pieces of paper are placed in a hat (deep bowl). We invite guests to pull out one piece of paper and read it out. What happened there will definitely come true in the coming year.
Tongue Twisters
Participants, no more than 3 of whom are selected, are asked to read any tongue twister from a sheet of paper, for example, “Sasha walked along the highway and sucked on a dryer” or “Karl stole corals from Clara, Clara stole Karl’s clarinet.” At the time of the feast, any such phrase will be beyond the power of half of the adults. The winner of the competition is awarded a bottle of champagne or any other prize.
You can do musical numbers - sing with a guitar, karaoke or ditties are perfect: :)
Ditties
What kind of Christmas tree do we have?
Just a sight for sore eyes
So what, what's outside the window?
Spring thaw.
We've been waiting all year
That Santa Claus will come to us
He came with a bag of gifts
And he took two with him.
I'll dress up as the Snow Maiden
And I will glue the braid
I really want to get married
For Santa Claus.
Dressed up as Santa Claus
And glued the beard
And I walk like a fool
Second day in the city.
Hello, Grandfather Frost, Cotton wool beard.
Where's my new Mercedes? And there’s a hut in the Canary Islands?
Hello Dedushka Moroz!
Where's my computer?
He brought me chocolate!... - Apparently he got it mixed up.
Comic, funny wishes-predictions:
We put the notes in a big hat and go around all the guests in a circle. Everyone takes out their note and reads it out loud. Their content depends on the age and preferences of the gathered guests. Playful, funny wishes will perfectly cheer you up for the New Year.
1. Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
2. A toast to your health! There will be career growth for you!
4. Luck will not leave you! There will be a new dacha for you!
5. I wish you luck! A new addition to your family is waiting for you!
6. Surrounded you for comfort! And your income will increase!
7. May success follow you! You are the best to study!
8. There are many different impressions! On wonderful journeys!
9. Don’t let worries bother you! The best job awaits you!
10. I wish you not to be bored in vain, all your friends are with you!
11. Approach your boss with the left foot - and a promotion awaits you.
12. Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
13. Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
14. Today is the best day for you! As the others!
15. During the first week after the New Year, a pleasant surprise awaits you.
16. In the New Year, you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
17. In the New Year, you will learn and discover a lot of new and useful things, but now please open a bottle of champagne.
We looked at some ideas on how to spend a holiday with a small circle of friends in the office or at home.
Scenarios - fairy tales with jokes for the New Year
Scenarios for fairy tales for the New Year are fairy tales in a new way! We take a well-known plot, well-known characters and come up with our own performance. Let's try to write the script ourselves, it's not difficult! The most important thing is that there are many characters and that everyone knows this fairy tale.
We come up with a simple plot, play it with interesting, amusing, funny, funny situations - and the fairy tale script is ready!
Scenario #1.
The Tale of Kolobok.
Roles are assigned. The presenter reads the text, each of the participants, as soon as they hear their role, must utter a certain phrase.
Grandfather"I am hungry!"
Woman“No money!”
Kolobok“And I’m a difficult guy!”
Hare"Slanty eyes!"
Wolf“We are from Tambov!”
Bear" Dmitry Anatolyevich!"
Fox"There's a sale at The Snow Queen!"
Leading:
Once upon a time there lived Grandfather and Baba. And Grandfather wanted to invite Baba to dance. But then Kolobok came out of the oven. And Grandfather immediately forgot about Baba and reached for Kolobok with a fork. And Kolobok turned out to be a wushu player, a karateka, and mastered sumo techniques. After showing Grandfather a couple of tricks, and Baba showing his fist, Kolobok went to the animal party. Wolf was the DJ at the party. Toastmaster bear. The Hare drank the most. Lisa showed a striptease. Kolobok ordered the song “For the Rostov Brotherhood” to the Wolf. The Wolf sent Kolobok...to the Bear. And the Bear sent him to the Hare. And the Hare... was already asleep. Then the Fox came up and invited Kolobok to dance. Kolobok agreed. The party was a success.
Scenario #2
Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs:
Leading:
Behind seven forests behind seven mountains lived 7 dwarves
(they come out dancing to Letka-Enka)
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday (dwarfs bow)
The gnomes were real heroes, handsome men and hard workers.
Of course, everyone had their weaknesses.....
Monday – loved to sleep
Tuesday – I loved to eat even more
Wednesday - constantly bullied... he lifted his shirt both in front and behind
Thursday – constantly picked his teeth and tried to pick someone else’s
Friday - he sneezed endlessly, he sneezed left and right, on everything and everyone
Saturday - always sticking his nose where it doesn't belong
And Sunday - hovered in the clouds and caught flies
But most of the time they worked, mining gold and precious stones.
They did all this for the sake of one... only woman - the beautiful Snow White!
(comes out to the music of “royal fanfare”)
They all loved her very much, looked after her and vying with each other to compliment her.
She responded to them with care and affection... and the dwarves did not miss the opportunity to pamper Snow White.
Monday sat her lovingly on his lap
Tuesday massaged her shoulders
Wednesday gently stroked her head and admired her wonderful hair.
Thursday kissed her white hands
Friday massaged her tired legs
Saturday sang romances to her
And Sunday was swatting away flies
Mysteriously:
But they had one more favorite activity that they all did together...
and then Snow White was the happiest woman in the whole wide world.....
BECAUSE……. I REALLY LOVED…………….DANCE!!! ROCK'N'ROLL!!!
Snow White and the dwarves dance and invite the public.
Scenario #3
"Teremok in a new way"
Required details:
1. Umbrella, large, to represent Teremka.
2. Mop, plate and spoon, measuring tape.
3. Musical accompaniment: classical music and rhythmic New Year's music.
4. Prepare cards with prescribed roles in advance:
– Mouse(Always dissatisfied with something, hysterical, at every opportunity she yells her “Peep-pee-pee!” Actions include washing the floor in the mansion.)
– Frog(The most severe, stubborn. “Kva-kva!” screams like an opera singer. In Teremka she plays the role of a cook.”
– Hare(He is cheerful, laughing, and always wags his tail when he jumps. He runs around with a centimeter and measures the length of his clothes.
– Fox(Pretty, sexy, graceful, always says “Urrrr”, flirts with male characters.
– Wolf(Insolent and seasoned, in the time allotted to him he coughs and runs into everyone!)
– Bear(So kind-hearted, he constantly says “Uuhhh”, as if “I’ll catch up.” He climbs up to everyone with hugs and kisses.
It would be nice if every hero had an attribute so they could be recognized. The bear has mittens, the fox has a tail, the mouse has ears, the hare has ears, the frog has a green scarf, the wolf has gloves. The attributes can be anything.
Leading: Hello! For me, New Year is a holiday that brings me back to childhood. Have you read the fairy tale "Teremok"? (Yes)
Do you remember her well? (Yes)
I wouldn't be so sure if I were you! Now we will check, I need 6 volunteers.
(It is advisable to choose the most non-standard guests from the audience so that they match the roles).
I won’t give you the opportunity to choose who you will play in this fairy tale, it’s more interesting. You are ready?
(Participants draw cards with roles and their descriptions from the presenter’s hands. Next, everyone is given attributes of “recognition.” Each participant is given elements of the game, who will play Mouse - a mop, Frog - a plate and spoon, Bunny - a tailor's centimeter).
The actors get used to the role, go out into the auditorium, while the presenter explains the task.
Leading: In our fairy tale, only I will speak, the artists will perform their roles in all possible ways. When you go to Teremok: the bear stomps loudly, the mouse runs quietly, and so on. Be sure to take into account the emotions that are written on the card. When the music starts, you must dance and do something in the manner that is also written on the card.
Be sure to do all actions interacting with each other, since you live in the same mansion!
Leading: So, all the rules have been announced, let's begin!
In one of the cottage villages, someone took and built a very cute Teremok! One day I ran past mouse – norushka. She saw Teremok and began to run around it very quickly, looked inside, and it was empty, so she decided to live in it (when she entered the house she immediately began to wash the floor!)
Leading: Jumped past along the same path frog - frog! I saw Teremok and fell in love, I also wanted to live in it. She came closer, and there was a mouse and a frog and asked if she could live with her. The mouse agreed.
(The music turns on and the frog begins to feed the mouse, while the mouse frantically washes the floors)
Leading: Ran nearby bunny, sensing the smell of a delicious dinner, he ran to the mansion and was so impressed that he wanted to live in it too! He asked the mouse and the frog if he could live with them, and they agreed!
(A funny song comes on, to which the frog feeds them in turn, the mouse washes the floors, and the bunny takes the measurements of the mouse and the frog's clothes)
Leading: I wanted to have some fun in a luxurious mansion and fox! For the sake of eternal fun, I asked to live in Teremka, the owners were not against it, so they let me in.
(The dance music starts again, all the characters in their own way do the actions that are written on their cards, and the fox begins to pester the hare)
Leading: Having heard the booth and smelled the delicious smell of food that the frog had prepared, he ran to Teremok wolf! Naturally, he wanted to live in the mansion, but he did not stand on ceremony, kicked the door down and entered.
(Dance music turns on, all the heroes do their business, and the wolf runs into everyone)
Leading: The farce has begun, thanks, I was passing by bear. He enters Teremok playfully and contentedly, and let’s hug and kiss.
Leading: Why do you think he didn’t ask for permission to live? It’s simple - this is his Teremok, he built it for himself for a very long time!
(Dance music turns on, all the animals begin to dance in the manner prescribed on the cards, the bear continues to kiss and hug)
Leading: This fairy tale has a good ending, because the kind bear didn’t throw anyone out into the street, and they all began to live together and be friends!
Then you can hold 2-3 competitions. Don’t forget that guests need to relax, dance and eat, so we make sure to take a break between competitions.
Scenario #4
A fairy tale about a turnip for adults
Each character says only one phrase.
Leading:
1. Where the mountains are high, in a house near a river
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather named Tolik, he was an alcoholic at heart.
Even though he was in his old age, he stood firmly on his feet.
If I didn’t pour it in the morning, I lived well and had no worries.
Drink and let's scream...
Grandfather:
Let's live vigorously mother!
Leading:
2. Grandma Anna lived with him, oh, and she was harmful
The height of a giantess, the disposition of an ataman
She couldn't live from her grandfather's drinking either.
That's why she was bored and greeted her neighbor
Grandfather goes on a drinking binge, she goes to a neighbor for a heart-to-heart conversation
Even though she kept saying...
Grandma:
The other requires strength!
Leading:
3. Their granddaughter was visiting them there, this granddaughter is simply powerful!
Mini skirt, and a slit! Looks like he's wearing a skirt, maybe without it.
Melon breasts, lips filled with juice
And of course the miracle of legs, like from a playboy cover
It's like a rose has bloomed...
Granddaughter:
Well, think about it!
Leading:
4. On Grandfather’s farm there was nothing but a trifle
Two goats and a vegetable garden and a dog at the gate
A smart, nice little dog named Tail
It was not at all out of boasting that he was simply without a tail.
Either God didn’t give it to him, or he tore it off somewhere
But the absence of waving did not annoy anyone
The dog barked rather sluggishly...
Dog:
Let me eat, I don't have enough bones!
Leading
5. The cat Murka lived there, she was clean
She ate whiskey, drank juice, and slept on a chair.
And in my girlish dreams I was waiting for a young prince.
There is bad weather in her soul...
Cat:
Where do you wander, my happiness?
Leading:
6. The Mouse lived freely there. He was stronger and taller than everyone else.
The whole Village..... Mouse knew, he was the first bouncer
In a village tavern called "Sake"
And in the Village ..... all the people of the Mouse called the muzzle
It’s just great to communicate with him...
Mouse:
Fir-paly sha atas!
Leading:
(Turnip sits on a chair, bent over, Grandfather plants grains on the chair and waters it from a bottle)
7. Well, now you all know the inhabitants of their house.
So here’s part two: one day in early May
Alcoholic - Grandfather thought it was a misfortune
He decided to plant turnips and went out into the field at dawn.
I buried the grains in the ground, buried them, watered them with water...
And I went to hand over the glass...
Grandfather:
We will live, vigorous mother!
Leading:
(Turnip straightens and stands up)
8. And then he went on a drinking binge and forgot about his root.
Well, summer at that time was generous with heat
The turnips were ripe, filled and washed by the rains
So by autumn she became large and strong.
Everyone around was admiring...
Turnip:
Now I'm your first friend!
Leading:
9. Grandfather came out into the field and looked...
Grandfather:
We will live, vigorous mother!
Leading:
10. Grandfather strained himself, but only a belt
The frail one burst from the movement, because there is such tension
Turnips are there at least, Grandfather tried again
But there is no progress to be seen...
Grandfather:
We will live, vigorous mother!
Leading:
11. And he went out of the field to finish his moonshine.
And at that time, from a neighbor, the grandmother was walking after a conversation
Grandma sees a turnip in the field, and the fields are twice as big.
He pulls this way and that, but his reserve of strength has dried up.
I shouldn’t have gone to my neighbor’s...
Grandma:
The other requires strength!
Leading:
12. Stretching out on the porch, she crawled to the stove
Sends his granddaughter Sveta to pull out turnips for lunch
The granddaughter raised an eyebrow...
Granddaughter:
Well, come to think of it...
Leading:
13. She went out into the field to pick turnips and doesn’t know how to get to them.
And he will push her sideways and press her the other way around.
The girl tore her stockings - Turnip is right where it was.
The girl spat out of frustration and went to change her outfits
At the fence, Tail is tearing his strap.
I would like to refresh myself from the beginning...
Dog:
Let me eat, I don't have enough bones!
Leading:
(The presenter unties Tail)
14. The tail was untied, the turnip was ordered to be pulled
He ran up to grab it with his teeth and let’s bite it
And claw and mouth together, only Turnip is still in place
He sits smiling and moves his tops.
The little guy, out of annoyance, did a “psycho” on this Turnip
He growled for another minute and wandered tiredly into the booth.
And Murka was already aware of all these matters
She was relaxing on the porch and saw the whole picture.
Passions suddenly boiled over in Murka...
Murka:
Where do you wander, my happiness?
Leading:
15. She wanted so badly to use her maturity somewhere
K Turnip crept up from behind and dug in with her claws!
She pulled as hard as she could, only dulling her claws.
Here I woke up from a drinking binge, Tolik the grandfather on the old bed
And I decided to invite people to go out into the garden together.
Make a circle around the Turnip...
Turnip:
Now I'm your first friend!
Leading:
16. Grandma clutches grandfather’s trousers in two hands
The granddaughter also came running and got into a cutesy pose
The scoundrel Tail grabbed her stocking.
Well, Murka is our light, looking for his tail, but there is none.
Murka was very surprised and grabbed Tailtail’s paw.
Here they are pulling that Turnip, only their strength is fading, fading
Who swears like a thief...
Grandfather:
We will live, vigorous mother!
Leading:
17. Who moans cute...
Grandma:
The other requires strength!
Leading:
18. The granddaughter has already brought everyone...
Granddaughter: Well, think about it!
Leading:
19. The dog whines again at first...
Dog:
Let me eat, I don't have enough bones!
Leading:
20. Murka is boiling with passion...
Murka
: Where do you wander, my happiness?
Leading:
21. That heavy barge-haul howl, our hero Mouse heard
The muzzle hastened to the showdown in the garden
And I decided to help at least once...
Mouse:
Fir-paly sha atas!
Leading:
22. He slowly approaches Turnip and looks around everyone with an impudent look.
He gently hugs the turnip and takes it out of the garden.
And everyone gathered around...
Turnip:
Now I'm your first friend!
Leading:
23. Here our people stretched, perked up, looked around
And he went to drink moonshine, fortunately there is always some.
Moonshine flows like a river in the VILLAGE……….feast like a mountain.
And our story is over...
Mouse:
Fir-paly sha atas!
Let's look at an interesting corporate fairy tale:
You can remake your favorite fairy tales in your own way. With cheerful music and a good mood, you can have a great time!
Cool scenario for adults for the New Year
To ensure that a festive New Year's event for adults - a New Year's corporate party, a ball or a home New Year's party - is fun, cheerful and exciting, it is important to select interesting and original New Year's scenarios in advance. IN Having chosen the best and adding our own twist, we begin to prepare the adult New Year's holiday.
Basic rules for holding a corporate event:
- The holiday opens with an introductory speech from the host or presenter who leads the event (5-10 minutes)
- Next, we give the guests a quiet drink and snack for 20-30 minutes.
- Competitions and dances should not be consecutive (we take a break of 15-20 minutes).
- For guests and competition participants, you need to think about small souvenirs and prizes.
- You should not force a person to participate if he has firmly given a negative answer.
Sketch Happy New Year from China
The audience calls for Santa Claus. Two Chinese women come out.
Together: Show off!
1st Chinese woman: Who where? Shall we welcome Santa Claus here? Where, where – In Kalaganda! In general, we decided: no one will advise us about race, we will come ourselves! As they say among you, the mountain does not come to Mohammed... What?
2nd Chinese woman: Unsworn guest of Khuze Chinasa.
1st Chinese woman: Syo? Are you laughing? Almost a hundred, immediately quick-voiced, but when you need to buy everything, you can’t drive it out with a shovel.
2nd Chinese woman: Somehow you’re not sitting according to feng xu, SOE?
1st Chinese woman: Lutse stand! So more woody. Now we will guide you through feng xu. Sit like this with your feet pointing south and your head pointing north. Yes, Suvorov said: keep your feet warm, but keep your head cold!
2nd Chinese woman: One hundred? Let's start with the simplest things. (pulls out 19 sparklers from the bag and distributes them to the tables). So 19?
From the audience: 2019.
Young people! (shows two hands to one participant) In which hand? (one gets the lighter) This is for you, go for it! (gives the lighter)
1st Chinese woman: And here it is for you! Zip my snack! Race, two, three! (light up) The overhangs are burning. Whoever has zazed his head with a sazigal will be zazig all year long!
2nd Chinese woman: Let's move on to the next section. Feng xu of the holiday table! For nasyal we will find the cardinal directions. North, south, west, east are determined by the treats on the table. Where there is jellied meat, there is... the north, young man!
1st Chinese woman: South - where the water is! Still 40 degrees. Where is the East? ...Oh, you! East - sandwiches with caviar, because the East is a delicate matter!
2nd Chinese woman: Where is Sapad?
1st Chinese woman: Sapad bye bye! Chinas Lo is not to blame! ...
2nd Chinese woman: Yes, I almost lost it. Salads should stand in front of the person at a distance of one elbow. Therefore? In the morning it will be clear!
1st Chinese: And the last feng xu scam. It was fun at the table, check your glasses. They are empty, there will be no fun - this is a party of tresvenniki-yasveniki. If you're full, there won't be any fun. Therefore? There will be a toast! Which?
From the audience: New Year!
2nd Chinese: Of course not! Wise! Because the Chinese are wise people!
1st Chinese: One day on New Year's Eve, an ideal mussina, like Dzeki Xian, and an ideal zensina, like Zenifer Lopez, were riding in a masina. On the side of the road they saw Santa Claus with a gift. They decided to help him. They drove off and got into an accident. Only perfect zenshina came out. That’s why neither Dzeki Xian nor Father Moros exists in the world. And this explains the accident - Masina drove Zensina. Here's to Zenshin!
2nd Chinese: Okay, as they say, take care to sit down young. Syo? Not this way?!
1st Chinese: It's time to sit down and find out! Tosno! But take care to sit down! I have to sit down!
Happy New Year!
Next, the real Father Frost and Snow Maiden come on stage, congratulate everyone and give gifts. Then the host offers the guests a drink and a snack. You can dance. After this, you can watch the next funny performance.
Scene for the celebration “Italian Guest”
Leading:
Dear guests! Signor Nachihante arrived from sunny Italy with his translator to wish you a Happy New Year. No problem! Greet them with thunderous applause!
(an Italian comes out, wearing fashionable black glasses, a beautiful scarf thrown over his shoulder around his neck, in his hands a suitcase in which pasta is hidden, he came with a translator)
Italian:
Ciao cocoa, friend!
Translator:
Hello, dear friends!
Italian:
Ciao cocoa, sesdanto parasite!
Translator:
Hello, dear guests!
Italian:
Italiano tourist, immoral appearance!
Translator:
I came to you from sunny Italy!
Italian:
Creeped diversanto passportino lost!
Translator:
My path was long and difficult!
Italian:
Translator:
But I’m cheerful and cheerful and brought a whole suitcase of gifts!
Italian:
Amore mia!
Translator:
My dears!
Italian:
Signore guestione free!
Translator:
Dear guests!
Italian:
Macarone na ushanto mon señore navesanto!
Translator:
Listen to me carefully!
Italian:
Bravissimo spaghetti! The stomach is purring in the morning!
Translator:
The most satisfying food is Italian spaghetti!
Italian:
Neotdanto nizachtone italiano macaroni!
Translator:
Therefore, I am happy to give everyone a pack of Italian spaghetti!
(gives a pack of spaghetti)
Italian:
Neprosinte beg nizachtonte neodamo!
Translator:
I don’t feel at all sorry to give everything I have!
Italian:
Pozhelanto druzianto great life!
Don't worry about a hangover in the morning!
Translator:
I wish everyone good health!
Italian:
Pozhelanto gostanto i druzianto cabbage doloranto!
Translator:
I also wish that there will always be a lot, a lot of money!
Italian:
Oprokinto nemeshanto un momento free!
Translator:
If they offer me a drink, I won’t refuse!
Snowflake competition
All participants in the show are given scissors and napkins from which they must cut out a snowflake. Those who make the best snowflakes receive prizes and move on to the next stage of the competition.
Snowball game
Each participant is given 4-5 sheets of A4 or any other paper. You need to roll snowballs out of them. A bowl or hat is placed approximately at a distance of 2 m. You need to throw snowballs into it with your left hand, don’t help with your right. 🙂
Competition “Riddles behind your back”
You will need signs with inscriptions for men - “Work”, “Bathhouse”, “Maternity Hospital”, “Strip Club”, etc. , “I forgot to put on a skirt”, “I tore my tights”, “I met a prince”, “Holiday in the Canary Islands”.
Signs are hung on the backs of participants and questions are asked:
For men:
Do you go there often?
What are you taking with you?
Who do you go there with? And etc.
For women:
Does this happen to you often?
What do people around you say?
How do you explain this? and etc.
You can organize, for example, such a wonderful competition as in this video.
Before the New Year's party, you need to purchase some souvenirs for future competitions, quizzes and table games. The presenter also needs to select assistants. And, of course, stock up on wonderful clothes and a good mood.
Scenario for New Year's corporate party for doctors
The New Year's scenario for doctors is not particularly different from the usual one, but it has its own twist. :))
Holiday leading begins with the words:
They saved people for a whole year,
And a little tired.
We will hold a corporate event,
Let's relax together with you!
All the doctors have gathered here,
Everyone is beautiful and smart.
Everyone is waiting only for you,
Santa Claus, come here!
Father Frost:
- Good evening! My granddaughter, the Snow Maiden, and I came from afar to congratulate you on a wonderful holiday - the New Year. Oh oh oh! (grabs his heart)
Snow Maiden:
- Grandfather, what happened?
Father Frost:
- Oh, something’s taken my heart... I’ve become completely useless, old, give me some medicine, please!
Snow Maiden:
- Frost, how can they give you medicine if they don’t know what exactly happened to you?
Father Frost:
- Well, either everything infuriates you or something happens to your memory. The animals over there don’t say hello to me at all. The hares say that there are fines for traveling without a ticket, but they themselves bought travel tickets... they bought them from me. It’s like I have amnesia, I don’t remember!
Lisa complains that he fired everyone for intrigue and gossip. The squirrels are panicking, saying that the tax on the export of nuts is high. Well, how big?
I only had enough for a new caftan and a sleigh!
Snow Maiden:
“They actually broke because grandpa smeared them not with butter, but with Irish liqueur.”
Santa Claus (embarrassed):
– Are you writing me off completely? Should I not have a couple of drinks with the reindeer?
Snow Maiden:
- Yeah... that's more fun!
Father Frost:
- Oh, here's another one! They also helped me with advice. I’ll find it now... (opens the bag, digs into it, then gives one of the guests the recipe). Read what’s written, dear/dear, otherwise I’m already blind, and the handwriting is crooked.
A guest from the audience reads out the Recipe: Internal: mix 10 mg of purgen and 5 mg of sleeping pills together, pour in hawthorn tincture, then pour in 300 mg of medical alcohol. Pour three mugs of cold beer “Gus Zhatetsky”. Add ascorbic acid to the resulting mixture. Keep in the refrigerator for 3 days.
Santa Claus (with hope):
– Do you think this will help? No… !? Well, apparently we’ll have to look for a successor, my friend’s grandfather is looking for a job, he’s only 2019!
Snow Maiden:
– There is no need to be sad, Grandfather! Now we will all try to cure you together using New Year’s healing methods. Now we’ll train both your memory and the memory of our guests.
We are holding a competition:
We divide the hall into 2-3 teams, each in turn recalling songs about New Years and winter. Which team remembers more wins.
Snow Maiden:
- Well done! You know a lot of songs!
Father Frost:
“I should study, otherwise I’ve become quite sclerotic.”
Snow Maiden:
Don’t rush to give up on yourself, grandpa, I know another way to train your memory!
Father Frost:
- What is this, Snow Maiden?
Snow Maiden:
– My favorite, festive... You yourself use it so often.
Father Frost:
“Granddaughter, I’m in such a good mood, I don’t want to freeze those present.”
Snow Maiden:
- Don't scare people. This won't help (whispers)
Father Frost:
“Then bring a stool, I’ll make everyone read poetry, and I’ll take a nap in the corner!”
Snow Maiden:
- Grandfather!
Father Frost:
“Then I don’t understand you at all!”
Snow Maiden:
“We’ll make riddles and guess everything.”
Father Frost:
- Aaaaah, there it is...
We ask riddles and award prizes to those who guess them:
Snow Maiden:
- There is such joy around,
And suddenly - such disgusting!
Father Frost:
– Is this a kikimora or what?
Snow Maiden:
– Grandfather, why does everyone get a kikimora for the New Year??? Help grandpa, tell me what is this? (Jellied fish).
- And here’s another riddle: Always dressed for winter,
But she herself doesn’t care about it!
Father Frost:
- Snow Maiden, I’ll buy you a fur coat, I’ll buy it, and then I’ll collect taxes!
Snow Maiden:
- Oh, grandfather, that’s not what I’m talking about at all! (Herring under a Fur Coat)
Snow Maiden:
– Stands in the corner, but is not punished,
And Putin is shown through it. (TV)
Snow Maiden:
- Grandfather, look, the owners have excellent memory!
Father Frost:
- Not like mine...
Snow Maiden:
- It’s okay, grandpa, we’ll still cure you! And we will give our wonderful team a gift for such resourcefulness! Horoscope for next year...
Father Frost:
Horoscope: This year will bring you a lot of joyful worries and everything, everything, everything...
Snow Maiden:
– Your grandfather has a wonderful horoscope! Now the time has come to give gifts to the kind hosts of the holiday.
Father Frost:
- Present? I haven’t heard of any gifts!
Snow Maiden:
- Grandfather, I see that your toad has become even bigger... And, apparently, you will have to consult with someone about what to give you, because of your exorbitant greed (addresses the pharmacists). Do you sell syringes? I hope the needles are big? Will the patient have an injection?
Father Frost:
- Oh-oh-oh! The toad let go! I don't need an injection!
Snow Maiden:
- That’s the same miser!
Father Frost:
- Yes, it's time to give gifts. Let's give gifts, my friends the snowmen and I have prepared something interesting for you (takes out an empty bottle).
Snow Maiden:
– Grandfather, did you drink the gifts???
Father Frost:
- What are you doing, granddaughter! We have prepared an interesting task for our doctors, now we will see how they can prepare medicines. Who is the bravest here? Come out to me!
Participants take turns, read aloud and put paper “pills” into a bottle with various inscriptions: “so that your head doesn’t hurt after the New Year holidays,” “so that your liver doesn’t fail you,” “so you don’t see double,” “so your hearing doesn’t fail you,” “the brains rested more often” - everyone has their own pill, whatever they come up with.
Father Frost:
Well, I was cured, I have enough health for a whole year!
(Gives gifts prepared in advance, says a toast).
Father Frost:
- Unfortunately, it’s time for us to run goodbye, we would love to stay with you, but we need to have time to congratulate many more people.
Snow Maiden:
Thank you, my grandfather was cured, and his memory began to return! We came to you just in time!
Father Frost:
- Happy New Year!
Snow Maiden:
- Goodbye! We will definitely meet again.
You can also hold a competition “Medical Diagnosis”
The presenter reads short fragments of songs, and the guests try to determine what is bothering the patient, that is, make a diagnosis. The one who makes the most correct diagnoses is entitled to some kind of medical prize.
Fragments of songs and diagnoses:
1. “And my heart stopped,
My heart sank” (diagnosis: heart failure).
2. “If you don’t hear me,
This means that winter has come” (diagnosis: otitis media).
3. We walked with you,
I cried, oh, I cried (diagnosis: nerves).
4. We honestly want to tell you:
We don’t look at girls anymore (diagnosis: impotence).
5. You shouldn’t scold the rain, you shouldn’t scold it
You stand and wait, but you don’t know why (diagnosis: sclerosis).
6. But if there is a pack of cigarettes in your pocket,
This means that everything is not so bad today (diagnosis: nicotine addiction).
7. She even wanted to hang herself
But college, exams, session (diagnosis: suicidal syndrome).
8. I know - if you want, I know for sure - if you want,
I know for sure - you want, you want - but you are silent (diagnosis: muteness).
9. It hurts me, it hurts
This evil pain cannot be relieved (diagnosis: pain shock).
10. And his wound rots,
And it won't get any smaller
And it won’t heal (diagnosis: gangrene).
11. Every step through it hurts,
Every gesture hurts (diagnosis: broken limbs).
12. Judge people, judge God, How I loved
I walked barefoot through the cold to see my sweetheart (ARI)
13. I got drunk and drunk,
I won't make it home (alcoholism)
14. Black eyes, passionate eyes, burning and beautiful eyes!
How I love you! How afraid I am of you!
You know, I saw you at an unkind hour! (Hypnosis session.)
15. I am not an angel, I am not a demon, I am a tired wanderer.
I'm back, I'm resurrected
And he knocked on your house. (Clinical death.)
16. Never said
But there is no more patience. (Muteness.)
17. Night! Expectations are cold.
Pain! It's like I'm split.
I can not see anything,
I hate myself. (Night blindness.)
18. And the dawn is already becoming more noticeable,
So, please, be kind... (Hangover syndrome.)
19. Why are thoughts so confused?
Why does the light dim so often? (Fainting.)
20. I rush into the night to catch up with you,
But I understand that I am standing and cannot run. (Paralysis.)
21. Unfortunately, I, but fortunately, am not alone
I fell into your insidious addiction. (Addiction.)
22. The snowstorm covered the road,
The sled trail disappeared...
Your hands are getting cold, your feet are getting cold,
And he’s still not there (frostbite)
23. This girl is nothing.
And this one is empty.
And this one, I note,
The belly sulks from the tea. (Binge eating.)
24. Oh, and I myself have become somewhat unstable these days,
I won’t make it home from a friendly drinking party. (Alcohol intoxication.)
25. And I recognize my dear one by his gait. (Flat feet.)
26. I tried to get away from love,
I took a sharp razor and edited myself. (Plastic surgery.)
27. There is no logic in your thoughts,
How can I find the truth in them? (Schizophrenia.)
28. Why are you, dear, looking askance,
Bowing your head low? (Osteochondrosis.)
29. They picked a sweet berry together,
Bitter berry - I'm alone (Poisoning)
30. Far, far, far
My only true friend.
It's not easy, it's not easy, it's not easy
Without reliable, proven hands (A massage therapist is needed).
31. Hot sun, hot sand,
Hot lips - a sip of water. (Sunstroke)
The presenter wishes everyone health, no matter what:)), happiness, love in the coming year!
New Year's party for women's corporate party in the style of the 90s
You can joke :)) and organize a bachelorette party for the New Year in the style of the 90s. I think that someone will like this, because youth is the best years of life, and it’s so wonderful to plunge into this difficult, but at the same time happy time...
At a New Year's corporate party, as you can see, you can arrange a lot of entertainment - funny modern skits, short and long fairy tales in a new way, funny reprises in a cheerful company. We looked at interesting ideas for celebrating the New Year, as well as videos with original stories on the New Year theme.
Happy New Year!
Coming up with a New Year's scenario, I think, is always more difficult than for a family, because it is important to remain in decent shape in any situation, so that all the jokes and competitions are appropriate, to conduct it in such a way as not to lose face and leave a good impression of yourself. I carried out this scenario 3 or 4 years ago, but after that none of my colleagues remember all the other New Years, it was the best New Year's Eve!
I present to your attention:
1. Introduction
As they say: how you celebrate with your team is how the next working year will be.
And now I’ll tell you how they advise you to behave at a corporate party:
Nothing brings people together like a common sin. So we don’t drink at work - we get closer. That’s why non-drinkers are so disrespected in Russia.
If you want to make a career, you have to drink. Refusal to drink with colleagues and superiors is tantamount to a premature career death. Another thing is how to approach corporate drinking. The situation of active “picking” is not considered at all. If it’s customary in the team to get drunk every Friday until you’re drunk and you actively participate in this, you won’t see a career.
Drinking from a career point of view is not relaxation, but hard work. The opportunities here are colossal! During a corporate party, it’s easy to find out the necessary information, track who is in an informal relationship with whom, who the boss likes and who annoys him. It would be a sin not to use such information later.
- You need to prepare for corporate drinking in advance. First you need to assemble a gentleman's set. You should have napkins and handkerchiefs - in case you or your boss are accidentally doused or smeared, business cards in your pockets - don’t expect that at the end of the evening anyone will remember your name, and of course, there should be a notebook with a pen - You shouldn’t trust your own memory either.
After reading, distribute business cards and notepads with pens to everyone.
2. Then, to warm up, you can tell fortunes.
On this festive evening, I propose to tell fortunes using sparkling champagne and find out what awaits us in the coming year.
You need to drink the first glass of champagne to the bottom! But the second full glass will help you understand what awaits you in the next 12 months.
Let's fill the glasses and look carefully at the air bubbles that tend to the surface.
If there are a lot of them, it means you won’t be bored, interesting acquaintances are coming, new hobbies will appear.
If there are only a few of them: old friends will play an important role in your life, no drastic changes are expected.
A clear line of bubbles rises from the very center of the glass: your ideas, even the most daring ones, are destined to come true. Don’t be afraid to seem overly self-confident to others, everything is in your hands!
Two or three chains are intertwined, forming a spiral: in the new year you will enjoy special success with the opposite sex, a dizzying romance lies ahead, and perhaps even more than one!
The bubbles do not rise to the top at all, but settle on the walls of the glass: there will be a lull in the coming months. Be patient, then your plans may come true completely unexpectedly, as if by magic!
3. Redemption of New Year's gifts from Santa Claus's bag.
They came up with words on the fly when they arrived dressed as Father Frost and the Snow Maiden. When we got to know everyone and asked how they behaved this year, we started buying gifts.
A “Snowball” is thrown around in a circle (we had an ordinary white crumpled sheet of paper). Santa Claus says:
We're all rolling a snowball,
We all count to five -
One two three four five -
Let me guess the riddle:
Who flashes in the dense forest,
Does it have a red fur coat?
He knows a lot about chickens,
This beast is called... (I want to shout wolf! And this is the Fox!)
Another mystery:
This beast sleeps in winter,
He looks awkward.
Loves berries and honey
And it’s called... (like a hippopotamus, but this is a bear!)
We're all rolling a snowball,
We all count to five -
One two three four five -
Let's raise a toast to the New Year.
Let the toast be extremely simple:
For happiness, friendship, laughter,
Great success in all matters,
For sensitivity, tenderness, kindness,
Warmth to family life!
We're all rolling a snowball,
We all count to five -
One two three four five -
Sing a song for you!
(song “About Five Minutes”)
I'll sing you a song about five minutes
Let them sing this song
Let her fly around the world
I give you this song
This song is about five minutes...
Five minutes, five minutes...
The clock will strike soon.
Five minutes... five minutes.
Make peace those who are in a quarrel
Five minutes, five minutes...!
We're all rolling a snowball,
We all count to five -
One two three four five -
Dance for you!
(dance of little ducks")
Before each movement say: “If you have fun, do this.”
Movements:
Two clapping hands in front of the chest,
Two finger snaps
“Pinocchio gesture” twice in front of your nose,
Two slaps with both palms on your own bottom.
Everyone can dance.
We're all rolling a snowball,
We all count to five -
One two three four five -
And you should play pantomime.
Without words, use gestures to depict Santa Claus with a large bag of gifts.
We're all rolling a snowball,
We all count to five -
One two three four five -
Riddles for you to guess:
1) In a glorious - kingdom - state
Father lives in wealth
Son - handsome - well done,
He is a daring Sagittarius. (Ivan Tsarevich)
2) In the thicket of the forest among the aspen trees
There are no paths to be found anywhere.
The lady lives there with experience
In the highest aerobatics. (Baba Yaga)
So you can buy gifts endlessly; I took riddles specifically for children so as not to overload the people.
Then there was a Quiz (questions can be found on the Internet or you can come up with yourself).
4. Role play
Characters: Mouse, Flowers, Butterflies, Bear, Fox, Birch, Bunny, Cat, Pine, Spruce, Wolf, Curtain.
For attributes I bought animal masks, brought boots, pine cones, carrots, for trees - branches, etc. Before the skit, let those who wish to draw out a piece of paper at random with a role.
I offer everyone, without exception,
Embark on a mouse adventure!
Part one. Scene 1.
Curtain (let the person representing the curtain run and wave his arms).
Once upon a time there lived a kind Mouse. Every day she watered the flowers and danced with the butterflies.
One day a fierce Bear showed up, scattered the Butterflies, plucked all the Flowers and ran away. The Mouse got bored and started crying.
Part one. Scene 2.
Puss in Boots walked past, saw Mouse and offered her his friendship. The Mouse was delighted and agreed to be friends with the Cat.
They sat down under a birch tree and had a tea party.
A Bunny galloped past with a carrot, saw a Mouse and a Cat and treated them to carrots. They began to drink tea together.
The Fox ran past, saw the Mouse, the Cat and the Bunny and invited them to play hide and seek. The Bunny hid behind the Pine Tree, the Fox hid behind the Birch Tree, and the Cat hid behind the Spruce Tree. The Mouse walks around, searches and cannot find anyone.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a hungry Wolf appeared. He licked his lips and grabbed the good Mouse.
Part 2 . Scene 1.
The Mouse called her friends for help. They surrounded the Fox, the Bunny and the Wolf Cat and threw cones at him. The Wolf was frightened; he did not know that friendship gives courage. He let go of the Mouse and ran away - only he was seen. And while the Wolf was running, he did not notice that he had stumbled upon the Bear - he woke him up. And now he had to run away from the ferocious Bear.
And the friends began to have fun and frolic in the clearing. That’s how they still live – no matter what!
5. Well, for a snack, make a Drink-Snack
Insert pieces of paper with the task into the balloons, on one side they will hang with Drink, on the other with Snack (you can divide them by the color of the balloons).
Let them pop the balloons and complete tasks. There will be as many tasks as you come up with!
Standing on one leg
From the plate
With a song on my lips,
From a paper bag,
Select a glass with your eyes closed,
Drink to the dregs and ask for more!
Second dose
Snack on the fly
But there won’t be any snacks,
Instead of a snack, jump on one leg,
Ask the neighbor on the right for a snack,
Smell it with your sleeve.
I wish you a lot of fun!
